What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on firevery very slowly.
Caitlyn: [ keyt - lin ]
noun
Escapist and mediocre artist whose life is literally a bad mmorpg. Now without autoplay.
my homeskillet homedogs:
a haiku:
this weight on my chest
cannot ever be lifted
oh wait it’s just boobs
how dare you use the phrase friend-zoned
how dare you be a human being who may or may not have a flawed vocabulary
how dare you be a human being
how dare you
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if you are ever looking for a good laugh go to wattpad and read anything on “what’s hot”
oh, btw, when are you going to be on vacation?eventually
Your mom is brilliantthanks im just worried because the good pictures of him usually have his hand near his face and i dont know if my teacher would be okay with a hand on or infront of part of his face but cries
i asked my mom whos face i should use for my art final exam project
she said morgan freeman
ok mom whatever you want
there is this thing called the outdoors
i know i dont like it much unless its the winter and a decent temperature but man its really fucking sad if i get out more than you in the spring time tbh i think i should fix that for you yeah i really think i should
how to get a semi-life for dummies by caitlyn metzger ill hand it to you personally i mean if i can go out for a weekend (in the presence of my art teacher, mind you) and have a good time in scorching hot weather with a 50 dollar check in my hand and a blue ass ribbon i think you can go outside with some friends and smile for once in your meaningless life goddamn